Compliation of TOP 30 comments in friendster ! (: (not in order la)


DOREEN
1. You know, I totally forgot that you went to China. Then one day I was doing something, and needed your help on that thing, then I called your hp and it was off. Then I was like, "uh? O lvl over liao why you still off your hp?" So I called your house. Then I forgot that your answering machine was so realistic that I started talking to your "mom". -.- And at that veeeryy moment, I felt utterly stupid. URGH. You never fail to make me feel this way. EVEN WHEN YOU'RE ABROAD. URGHS.

You should see how she used to type.. behold..

2. elijah kor kor!! yay .. yew finallie made an a/c le worrs .. hahas .. kk .. hmms .. tiz kor ef myne vy de nyce one derrs .. vy takkaire ef me ones .. ahas .. no la .. fergawd how i noe him lers .. i thk iz cuz de cca orientation thingee ritex? den yew tuk ma klass .. den blahblahblah .. anw .. he damn smart de lorrs .. last yr gt go high achievers tea .. tiz yr in 2E .. kor .. yew nxt yr waddd klass? me go 2D .. =( .. sians . wanted tu go 2E de .. placed alot ef hopex .. shattered liaos mann ... shattered .. okok .. letx continue wit yor testi .. lalal` hmms .. a vy responsible councellor bahhs i ges .. owaes see him so kianchong walkin aroun e sku durin recess de nehhs .. yea .. den he errs .. vy nyce person jiu4 dui4 le la .. den owaes kena kalled tu b emcee derrs .. wit fadillah .. hahas .. im lik totallie krapping .. blweahx*ok la .. stop here lerrx ... sae a few more wurs den i go liaos .. 2:19am lerrs .. jiayous in wadeva ya do kor!

More proof that she's retard..

3. HEY YOU KNOW THAT DAY WE WERE TALKING ONLINE, errm, about that. then right! i wanted to reply you you know! then i saw your status as offline, so i didnt reply alrdy. wanted to reply the next time you come online. then right! when i went upstairs after i sign out right, i remembered that you were appearing offline all along! WLAU SO STUPID. (ok, i bet ure gonna suan me back or sthng.) lai ba! wo you xin li zun bei le!wlau that sounded damn wrong.omg, crayfish, you're expired alrdy laah. you just celebrated you 17th bday ystd. wlau you, overdue alrdy lah, cannot be crayfish liao. later i feed on you then i die cos ure like a rotting carcass with all the maggots crawling out of your ears. EEEEEE. :Oomg, so much for sticking on you all my life.omg, so much for manifesting on you.omg, later my baby planktons have plankton heads and maggot bodies.WLAU.ok anyway, my main point here is,happy birthday lah.

YONG WEN
4. THANKS (:for all tht you've done. but anyways, you still owe me $10000 husband. HAHA &make sure you study hard so tht you can bcome professor or smth &i can be a rich taitai who can wear gucci/prada EVERYDAY(: your addled self-proclaim wife

5. dont send me to th hospital !!NO NO NO (:lols. you're addled ex-wife.cos you treat me so badly, we're divorced. its official. but come to think of it, you nvr consented to our marriage. ohwell. LOLS

NATHANAEL (he hardly writes so ya. naturally)
6. hi...since u so "nice"...i write for u wan lorz...erm...did i write for u wan e last time?i 4got liaoz...short term memory...crap...wat was i gonna say?!erm...oh yah...hes a nice guy lorz...known him since...hmm...4got liaoz...must be very long...i need to thnk him for shrinking...now im FINALLY taller than him!!!muahahahahahaha...very pro in soccer...not saying i suck...when is ur dad gonna hold e soccer thingy?i dunno y so many gal juniors like him?he must be "charming"to THEM...besides i cant like him coz im a guy...n im JOYful that i m 1...haha!!!anyway...i got UNITED MORE THAN LIFE liaoz...it roxx!! oh yar!!! MANU doesnt suck lorz...their just sadist...only play well when against "pro" teams like LIVERPOOL n ARSENAL...well...got nth to say liaoz...cya!!!

MIKE
7. hey birthday boy..you must feel honoured for me write you testy coz i don give my award winning world renowned testy around you noe..HAPPYBIRTHDAYYOUFISHCAN I SAY SUMTHINwhen can go your hse arh???hahaha...so long haven go still remember go there play iss then your grandma oversee the proceeding as if it is pure entertainment to her...wellafter mid year theneven jack ask all the ex 2e and 2d boys go jack hse or sumthing like that he want to treat movie and some buffet thingy... anywayliverFOOL shld i say...after your haha win against chelsea which the freaking ball didnt even cross the line must the ref see chiobu then anyhow declare goal..well if the ref does see chiobuaiye i shld have been there...lol...so how..in the final..even though they might win it this season..THERE IS NO WAY THEY ARE GONNA DEFEND IT..Mike off~~

SOPHIE
8. someone is interested in my kor wor.............................gender oso not confirmed (guy or gal ah)=Ppkor be careful wor.....hehehexmei=)

I rmb this. and I've seriously no idea how this admirer turned out to be a "guy" or so they say

CHRYSTAL
9. Haha, idiot la you. Cant even recognize yourself. Nothing to say. Haha. Still laughing. Can't believe you cant recognize yourself.Haha. Time to change specs! :)

She put my pic up and I couldnt recognise my own back view. I commented negatively on the dressing ! LOL. ooops

WEIYI
10. gratz to ur results~!!we nid nt stay in yj le. hoorays. but sad. i'll miss P29. =(miss yj too. esp botakk n econs cher.!!

Miss my PAE days

DENISE(sadistic person that bullies me)

11. seriously here's my awaited response1 2 3 4 5 once i caught a fish alive6 7 8 9 10 then i cooked it on a panhas no link to the one u wrote for me. but sounds sadist enuff to me XD so i decided to post it XD erm. ps. dun think will have ANYMORE SLEEPING "BEAUTIES" SIT BESIDE ME!!

12. hello, this is your nemesis talking to you. =)till i push u down the tracks again, so long~

the above is her most recent threat

More Doreen
13. my tuition was spectaculating if oysters fed on plankton.WELL, i had a cocktail of emotion in me then.like thinking of how you tease me about it, how im in bold in your friendster profile, how crayfish came about, and..it made me miss you. :(AWW FINE, I DON MISS YOU LIAO. I REALISE IM GONE IN YOUR PROFILE. BOOOHOOO. :P

RYAN
14. LOL. yeahh wow. IM MODEL MATERIAL DOUBLE WOW~! XDjkjk.

Gave up at 14. LOL. I guess you can tell how are the stupid but v amusing people in my life.

And so it ends.
and I ask, what now.. ?