I was so afraid I was late today la. taking the ever packed Pasir Ris train.
Bu suprisingly I reached on time 7.47 okays. so I'm 2 mins late but thats like so much better than the 13 mins I was late by yesterday. LOL. Gimme credit la.

As usual the guys started our crapping as we shuffled our way thru the sea of people. okay. i'm exaggerating. but there really were alot of people la. So off we went to meet out new teacher. A certain Dr Mok that is. He was like late for (according to him 14mins 30secs) right.. Anyway he is damn funny eccentric. Dr Lim (Inorganic & Organic Chem) is considered a mild joker compared to him.

I seriously thought he acted and looked senile. LOL. he turned out to be eccentric and rather sharp and notice things quickly/

Three of the most notable jokes from today's lesson with MOK (not darren)

First was about he teaching us about facts of life. The reason why you must let other people walk first is so that if anything happens, it happens to them first ! WTH. He was like you see I'm no gentleman when I let you guys go in the class first. Because after not being used for over 6 weeks, there may be bad air, so you breathe it in I don't OR there may be spirits. which possess you not me. So always let others go first. xD stupid logic.

Then he was like SP students are greedy. One guy went to old folks home help to clean up. He saw a plate of peanuts on the table. Then he asked the old man for permission to eat one. Upon realising the peanuts for nice, he requested to eat more. Then he realised the old man had no teeth.

So he asked him "Uncle, how do you eat the peanuts if you do not have any teeth?"

The man replied " Oh! my son bought me chocolates with peanuts. I suck out the chocolate and left the peanuts in that bowl."

GOSH ! another stupid joke.


LAst one. He said he has a friend, a doctor. He notice that his name tag was Dr Kua T.S
So he asked "why don you put your full name on your name tag ?"

The doctor replied"I'm a doctor and no patient would want to see a doctor name
Kua Tio See"
Kua Tio See is hokkien for once consulted you will die. SUPER LAME.

Then he carried on saying he had a student called Boy Low Ti (buy bread in hokkien)

The worse one was he said I told you all earlier my name was Mok Chee Ho. Actually I changed my name. It was originally Mok CB. go figure. LOL.

Damn it sia. Super funny.
Then after that lesson, we went to the science lab.
Listen to some crappy rules which are actually common sense. What made it worse is all the labs have the SAME RULES. Zzz.

And we realised that Dr Lim can mood swing sia. LOL. scary. He was joking with us and within a second scolding a guy from another class just trying t pass a msg to him D;

Better not get on his black books. xP

Then after school went to popular buy book. Oh and Samuel intro some of us to Mei Qi I think thats how to spell her name. xD She easy to talk too la. Like any other people from poly. Had lunch together watched some STG blog thanks to Sharad. Then I went to make IC, EZ link and POSB card. xD

now i'm home.

gotta study le. HAHA.
hardworking poly student=ELIJAH


sometimes seeing my friends in trouble or facing problems I just wanna help them but can't because I know we're not in the same school any more and it'll be so much harder. Zzz. but I'll do my best.